• Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

averagefairy:

averagefairy:

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

ho-sushi:

freddieboychilton:

it a nicholas cage

i have so many questions but i just can’t

airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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jaclcfrost:

i forget sometimes that i’m technically an adult. like. how did that happen. who let it happen. i don’t look like an adult. i do not feel like an adult. how do i stop this

sidnugget:

ugh-p3asants:

iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

Your grandma is 45?!

yeah she got married the day she was born 

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

papermachette:

Kili’s first word

inspired by this

tagged → #kili #thorin #fanart #the hobbit

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now