resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

charlottelabouff:

imagine bucky eating one day and suddenly his hydra arm just

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mshpiece:

theminorityking:

frostbitch:

shoggothtan:

i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

oH MY FUCKING GOD

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST

mshpiece:

theminorityking:

frostbitch:

shoggothtan:

i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

oH MY FUCKING GOD

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST

cyberpark:

"can you wrap this present for me"
“yeah sure”
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gnarly:

do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

1103-bakers-street:

cryingbloodviolently:

redpancla:

when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

armadildo

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

girlsjustwannahavefunds:

burymeinchanel:

musiqchild007:

randomweas:

denst:  

Video → (X) 

MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED.

Holy fuuuuckkk

that’s bomb

tagged → #woo duuuuuuuuude #porn